WHAT ARE TORSOPANTS?
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TorsoPants
are pants that have been specifically designed to be worn on your
torso, instead of from the waist down. Unlike pants, they have a hole
for your head. Like T-shirts, TorsoPants are soft, lightweight and are usually made from 100% cotton. While most people are familiar with t-shirts, the fact is TorsoPants surfaced hundreds of years prior to t-shirts. It is believed that TorsoPants disappeared for 141 years, and during that time t-shirts became hugely popular. The public, hungry for something to wear on their upper-bodies in the absence of TorsoPants, turned to these "t-shirts." They made a meteoric rise to prominence, due to lack of any real competition. Many other torso wear options came and went - shoe soles glued together, wood paneling, asbestos coating - but these were dismissed as "uncomfortable" or "cumbersome" or "deadly." So t-shirts became the first and only choice in comfortable upper-body wear. |
 As time passed, more and more people forgot TorsoPants ever existed, until they eventually became more of a myth than a memory. Humanity happily wore their t-shirts, completely oblivious to the fact that a far superior option had been available to them not so long ago. Then one day, without explanation, TorsoPants returned. Only something had changed. These were not the TorsoPants of yesteryear. This was something entirely new. They were still as comfortable as ever, but now came adorned with unusual phrases and images. People were overwhelmed with joy. Seriously, people checked into clinics because of too much joy. The original was still the best. T-shirts had their moment in the sun, but TorsoPants have returned and won't be leaving any time soon. |
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WHAT ARE THE POTENTIAL SIDE-EFFECTS OF TORSOPANTS?
High risk of an overdose of awesomeness. Also, you'll grow a second nipple. In the off chance you already have a second nipple, that nipple will play MP3's
GIFT CERTIFICATES:
TorsoPants.com offers gift certificates for sale for any amount you would like. You can either send your gift certificate electronically to the recipient, or you can print out an actual certificate that you fill in and provide to whomever you are giving the certificate to. Click here to buy a TorsoPants Gift Certificate!
PAYMENT METHODS:
You can order from TorsoPants with a major credit card (Visa, Mastercard, American Express and Discover), or with a TorsoPants Gift Certificate. You can also pay via Google Checkout. Sorry, we do not accept money orders or personal checks.
SHIPPING INFO:
We ship to anywhere in the U.S. and many countries internationally. Shipping takes 7-15 days for all orders in the US and an additional 7-10 days to International destinations. Packages in the U.S. are sent via U.S. Postal Service Priority or First Class Mail. Please make sure you can receive mail from the Post Office at the address you supply. We are unable to grant requests to send our packages via UPS or Fed Ex, even if you want to use your own account.
To see EXACTLY how long your order placed today will take:
CLICK HERE TO VIEW OUR SHIPPING SCHEDULE
COUNTRIES WE CURRENTLY SHIP TO:
United States
Antarctica
Argentina
Aruba
Australia
Austria
Bahamas
Barbados
Belarus
Belgium
Belize
Bermuda
Brazil
British Virgin Islands
Canada
Cayman Islands
China
Czech Republic
Denmark
Estonia
Faroe Islands
Finland
France
Germany
Gibraltar
Great Britain
Greece
Hong Kong
Hungary
Iceland
India
Ireland
Israel
Italy
Jamaica
Japan
Mexico
Netherlands
New Zealand
Norway
Poland
Portugal
Samoa
Spain
Sweden
Switzerland
Turkey
United Kingdom
This is a complete, current, and accurate list. If your country is not listed, we do not offer shipping to your country.
TORSOPANTS SIZES & SPECS:
Our TorsoPants are made from the highest quality cloth on the market, are 100% Cotton* and are screen printed to assure longevity and superior look. No crappy iron ons, seconds or irregulars here. Our Standard Beefy TP is a 6.1 oz Hanes Beefy Tee (but a custom TorsoPants style, it is not a t-shirt).
*Exceptions: The Steel Beefy TP is 90% cotton and 10% polyester. The Charcoal Beefy TP is 60% cotton/40% polyester. The Charcoal hoodie is 65% cotton 35% polyester. The Steel hoodie is 85% cotton and 15% polyester. The Navy and Black hoodies are 90% cotton and 10% polyester.
We have more styles, colors and sizes than any other TorsoPant site on the net! Find a pair of TorsoPants you like and customize it to fit your personal fashion preferences. Now you can wear a pair of TorsoPants you actually look good in when delighting and amazing innocent townsfolks.
All TorsoPants Widths measured from under the arms (chest) while laid flat. All Lengths measured from bottom of TorsoPants to the highest point of the shoulder. If you're unsure what size to buy, try measuring a similar pair of TorsoPants that you already own, that fits well, and compare those measurements to the size chart.
These measurements are approximate and are accurate for the majority of the shirts we print and ship. The exact measurements can and do vary slightly.
MENS
BEEFY TP
All colors of the Beefy TP are available up to 3XL
Black, White, and Steel TPs are also available in 4XL, and 5XL
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17.5"
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19.5"
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21.5"
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23"
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25"
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27"
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28.5"
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29.5"
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26.5"
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28.5"
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29.5"
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30.5"
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31"
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31.5"
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32"
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32.5"
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45cm
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50cm
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55cm
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58cm
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64cm
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69cm
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72cm
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75cm
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67cm
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72cm
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75cm
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78cm
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78cm
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80cm
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81cm
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83cm
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18"
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21"
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24"
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26"
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28"
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29"
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27"
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27.5"
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28"
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28.5"
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29"
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29.5"
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32"
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46cm
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48cm
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53cm
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61cm
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66cm
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71cm
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74cm
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69cm
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70cm
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71cm
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72cm
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74cm
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75cm
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81cm
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18"
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24"
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25.5"
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29"
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30"
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30.5"
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46cm
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51cm
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53cm
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61cm
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65cm
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67cm
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70cm
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74cm
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76cm
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78cm
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MENS
TALL TP
Mens Tall TP is only available in Black, White and Navy
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22.5"
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23.5"
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27"
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29"
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33.5"
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33"
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34"
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34.5"
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37.5"
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38.5"
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57cm
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60cm
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67cm
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74cm
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85cm
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84cm
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86cm
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88cm
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95cm
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98cm
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17.5"
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26.5"
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27"
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28.5"
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29.5"
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31.5"
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45cm
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50cm
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52cm
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57cm
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62cm
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67cm
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69cm
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72cm
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75cm
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80cm
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19.5"
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21"
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23"
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25.5"
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26.5"
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29"
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31"
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24.5"
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25.5"
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26"
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28"
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29.5"
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30"
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31"
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50cm
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53cm
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58cm
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65cm
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67cm
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74cm
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79cm
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62cm
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65cm
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66cm
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71cm
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75cm
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76cm
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79cm
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MENS
JERSEY 3/4 SLEEVE TP
White/Black, White/Red, Heather/Black, Red/Navy, Gold/Navy, BabyBlue/Navy
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18"
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21"
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21.5"
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24.5"
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25.5"
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27.5"
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29"
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31"
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31.5"
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34"
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46cm
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53cm
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55cm
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62cm
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65cm
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70cm
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74cm
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79cm
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80cm
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86cm
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JERSEY 3/4 SLEEVE TP
Coffee/Black, Olive/Black, Smoke/Black, Storm/Black
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20"
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21"
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24"
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26"
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26.5"
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30"
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30.5"
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27"
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28"
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28.5"
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29"
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30"
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32"
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35"
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51cm
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53cm
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61cm
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66cm
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67cm
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76cm
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78cm
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67cm
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71cm
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72cm
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74cm
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76cm
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81cm
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89cm
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JERSEY 3/4 SLEEVE TP
Wine/Black
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19"
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21.5"
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22.5"
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25"
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26"
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28.5" |
30.5"
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33"
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34.5"
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48cm
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55cm
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57cm
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64cm
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66cm
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70cm
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72cm
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78cm
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84cm |
88cm
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LONG SLEEVE
Black and White Long Sleeve TPs are available in 3XL
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16.5"
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20"
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26"
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27"
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28"
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28.5"
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29.5"
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30"
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32"
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42cm
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51cm
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55cm
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60cm
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66cm
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69cm
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71cm
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72cm
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75cm
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76cm
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76cm
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81cm
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MENS HOODIE (hooded sweatpant style TorsoPants)
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21"
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22.5"
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25"
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26.5"
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29"
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30"
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26.5"
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27.5"
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28"
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29"
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30"
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32"
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53cm
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57cm
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64cm
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67cm
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74cm
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76cm
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67cm
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70cm
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71cm
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74cm
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76cm
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81cm
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14"
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17.5"
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18"
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22.5"
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23"
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26"
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26.5"
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36cm
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38cm
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41cm
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45cm
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46cm
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57cm
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58cm
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60cm
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66cm
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67cm
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LADIES CASUAL TP (loose fitting)
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17"
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19"
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21"
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23"
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25"
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25"
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25.5"
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27.5"
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29"
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30"
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43cm
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48cm
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53cm
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58cm
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64cm
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64cm
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65cm
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70cm
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74cm
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76cm
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15.5"
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17.5"
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18"
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19"
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22.5"
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24"
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24.5"
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26"
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27.5"
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39cm
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44cm
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46cm
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48cm
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52cm
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57cm
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61cm
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62cm
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66cm
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70cm
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16"
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16.5"
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25.5"
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26"
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27"
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41cm
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42cm
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44cm
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47cm
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48cm
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56cm
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60cm
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65cm
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66cm
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69cm
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LADIES
BOYBEATER TP
Boybeaters are available only in Small - XL
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12"
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13"
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14.5"
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16"
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22.5"
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23"
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23.5"
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25"
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31cm
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33cm
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37cm
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41cm
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57cm
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58cm
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60cm
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64cm
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LADIES
SPAGHETTI TP (FORM FITTING)
Spaghetti Strap TPs are available only in Small - Large
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12"
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13"
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14"
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20"
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20.5"
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31cm
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33cm
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36cm
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51cm
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52cm
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53cm
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14"
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14.5"
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16"
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16.5"
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17"
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22.5"
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23"
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23.5"
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26"
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26.5"
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36cm
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37cm
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41cm
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42cm
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43cm
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57cm
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58cm
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60cm
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66cm
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67cm
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14.5"
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15.5"
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16"
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18.5"
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25.5"
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26"
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27"
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27.5"
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37cm
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39cm
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41cm
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47cm
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65cm
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66cm
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69cm
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70cm
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